Let's All Just Smile and Nod and Say This is About Something Noble

Good for you, Lady Gaga, for making a stand against don't ask don't tell.

Wait a minute though...How exactly does wearing meat make a stand against don't ask don't tell? I wasn't quite clear on that.

"If we don't fight for our rights, pretty soon we're going to have as much rights as the meat on our bones," you say? And you're not a piece of meat? Oh, ok. I get it.

But wait... no I don't. What do... you mean? Waaaiiiit a minute...

Are you sure this isn't all just some elevated excuse for you to get to wear a meat dress?

Because it's kind of starting to seem to me like you just wanted to wear a meat dress.

Yeah. I'm gonna go ahead and say you just wanted to wear a meat dress.

I can't believe I just blogged about Lady Gaga. I suppose you may now count me among the scores of bloggers who simply can't resist this kind of material.

You can watch the Ellen interview containing Gaga's questionable explanation here.