Tuesday, May 17, 2011
Eat, Drink and Be Merry For Tomorrow We Die, Pumpkin
I am looking forward to this wedding so much. Hannah and her groom Daniel (I know, weird coincidence) have incredible taste in clothes, art, music, food and friends, so this wedding is bound to be abundant in style and personality. Daniel and I are so excited for this sweet couple, and Daniel has looked forward to the prospect of shooting their wedding since long before they got engaged. That's how cool they are. As excited as I am to celebrate with them at their wedding, I'm even more excited I'll be there to see what adventures lie in store for this sweet new family in the future.
Here's something else. Last night when we were at the restaurant, I caught myself just in the nick of time before I called our 40-year-old male server Honeybear. What? Why would I even think that? The thing is, this has been happening to me a lot. I don't know what to do about it. I've never been much of a pet name person, and I actually have some pretty intense pet peeves related to that. I hate it when anyone who isn't extremely close to me* calls me Honey, Hon or any variation of Sweetie, especially if it's a girl my own age. It seems really condescending to me. So why am I suddenly bursting with the impulse to call perfect strangers Baby, Babycakes, Babychild, Honeychild, Honeybear, and Boobear, to name only a few? Every time I get coffee, I consider calling the barista some new term of endearment. Of course I never do it, but it always leaves me feeling really disconcerted. I ask myself, why do I want this so bad? Why am I like this?
I don't know if I can directly pass this one off on pregnancy. You have to pull the pregnancy card sparingly, by the way, or soon you'll be justifying all kinds of inappropriate behavior like arson, kidnapping and grand theft auto. I definitely think it's indirectly related to being pregnant, though. There's the chance that thinking about my unborn baby all the time makes me misplace my affection for the baby on whoever's in front of me at the moment, (for instance, middle aged men with receding hairlines and visible nose hairs). Maybe since I don't have a baby that I can physically see and squeeze and call cutesy names, I feel the need to at least do that to somebody. The other theory I've considered is that maybe I think that the fact that I'm somebody's mother now gives me a license to act like everybody's mother. Like I have some kind of special privilege. But I have no idea where I'd have gotten that notion. I don't see other young mothers running around calling fellow adults baby names and getting away with it. I mean, people do it, sure, but people also dress dogs in tiny human clothes and carry them in tote bags. You can do a lot of things in this world, but that doesn't mean you should, or that those things aren't awkward for everybody around you.
I guess that concludes my random pregnancy observations for the day. Now for a brief update on Trimester 2 thus far. I've been feeling much more energetic for the past few days. I usually still need naps, but when I'm awake I feel more alert and energetic than before. My nausea hasn't gone away, but it has changed. Anytime I get nauseated, the onset is really sudden and intense, and I'm more likely than before to actually throw up. But the good news is that it's briefer, and doesn't seem to happen quite as often now. Oh, and my baby is the size of a peach. And that's all I have to say about that.
*A few questions to help you determine if we're extremely close:
1. Are we married to each other?
2. Were you in my wedding party?
3. Are you related to me by blood or marriage?
4. Have I ever peed in front of you?
If you answered yes to any of the above, you are qualified to call me whatever you want. May I suggest Love or Dear?
Saturday, May 14, 2011
Super Daniel
He ain't too hard on the eyes, neither.Tuesday, May 10, 2011
One Down, Two to Go
The first picture depicts week nine, while the second is week twelve. See what I mean?The second milestone is that these next few days in week twelve will be my last days in trimester one. Crossing over to trimester two is something worth celebrating because everyone is projecting a significantly more pleasant existence for me during the coming three months. Legend has it that during the second trimester morning sickness is forever banished, energy returns, and by some accounts, the hormone-induced emotional roller coaster I've been riding levels out. It sounds just like the Promised Land. I hope every word of it is true.
At this point in time, all three of these things take place every day of my life:
1. Nausea, often accompanied by dry heaving. At least I haven't thrown up much, but still... this is getting old.
2. A nap. If I can't take a nap, I develop a miserable headache between 2 and 4 and can think of nothing but my bed and how comfortable it is and how good it would feel to be in a horizontal position.
3. Tears. I'm pretty sure I've cried every single day of my pregnancy so far. It's pitiful. Adele's new album is good, but I suspect it's not really all that sad.
So as I said, I am happy to leave trimester one behind and move on to bigger and better things. Although I'm pretty sure "bigger" is the operative word here.
Tuesday, May 3, 2011
Welcome to Prego Land
Yesterday, at long last, I had my first prenatal appointment and everything looks great. Now I'm free to sing of my pregnancy loudly from a mountaintop or, more practically, plaster photos of my uterus all over the internet. Incidentally, I am aware that some people are uncomfortable with ultrasound images. I have never been one of those people, so I'm not very sympathetic to their plight. But I would like to formally apologize now to anyone I've offended. I know some of you who I'm facebook friends with have not seen me since high school and probably don't care to see my insides. That being said though, if you knew the first thing about me in high school, you really shouldn't expect better behavior from me now. We're talking about the girl who co-founded and regularly celebrated the holidays "Vagina Tuesday" and "Uterus Thursday." Not because I was making some bold statement about celebrating femininity, but because I was profoundly immature, and thought that was hilarious. Come to think of it, you probably shouldn't be facebook friends with me at all. I'm kind of gross. Am I really the kind of person you want to be associated with? Your mom told you in high school that you're known by the company you keep, and that's why you stayed far, far away from me. You should probably keep that up, because, as I've already pointed out, I can be pretty crude and immature.
Now that we've got that out of the way, let's move on to the very pressing matter at hand: boy or girl? Okay, so it's really not pressing at all. But it feels that way to me and this is my blog, so I get to call the shots on what's pressing and what's not, okay? I hearby declare this a pressing matter of extreme urgency. So here's what I want to do: when my sister Haley was pregnant with her first child, Kate, she held a poll on her blog and had people place their bets on the baby's sex. It was a lot of fun, and by the way, I guessed right. I have a great track record in the baby-sex-guessing department. But you can bet your hiney I'm not telling you what I think the baby is now, because then it may compromise the results of the poll. I don't want you guys peeking at my test paper now that you know I'm a straight A student in Divination.
If you're still reading this and didn't peace out a few minutes ago when I made my very convincing case for why you shouldn't be my friend anymore, please leave a comment and cast your vote. I'm going to have to think of some kind of prize for the winners. You know those contests where you guess how many jellybeans are in the jar and if you guess correctly you get to keep the jar? It will be like that. But wait... in this case, I think Jar of Jellybeans = My Baby. Never mind, bad example. You can't have my baby. But I will give you something. Like, maybe I'll let you name the baby. Just kidding. But maybe though, because we're kind of stumped. I know we have almost seven months left to figure it out, but I'm starting to worry we're never going to find a name we both love. We might end up having to settle on a name neither of us like, just so it will be fair. Like Urkel. Or Fanny.

(Oops! But look how sweet! I just can't help myself. I hope I successfully weeded out those squeamish guys earlier.)
I also have a pregnancy related update on my haircut situation from February. My backward bangs have grown out at lightning speed! It turns out that was such a fortunate time to get a bad haircut. Thanks, baby! And the length grew on me after a week or two. I may start getting it cut that way from now on. But, you know, without the unfortunate... features.
I leave you today with the promise of much more frequent updates. Now that I'm free to talk about morning sickness and nurseries and fruits that thebump.com is comparing my baby to, (this week it's a lime,) I am confident I will have a lot more to say for the next seven months.
Thursday, February 24, 2011
What Happened to My Hair

Wednesday, February 9, 2011
It's That Time of Month Again
Oh, and Clark ate his first sushi.
So as you can see, we had a really fun weekend, and Clark is the cutest baby Nashville has ever seen. The end.
Now let's discuss my employment situation. I think it's time we all talk about it. About a week ago, my manager at Obelisk approached me and was like, "you're just going to keep showing up here, aren't you?" And I was like, "Yeah. Even if you stop paying me, I'll keep coming." So they said I could stay and my job's not seasonal anymore. Okay, so that's not exactly how it went down... the point is that this puts me in the position of being able to work several days a week and still have time to write from home. Lately I've been trying to get the ball rolling with freelance journalism by building my portfolio (read, "writing for free") in hopes that one day someone will want to pay me to write for them. So now that we're on the subject, would anyone like to pay me to write for them? Pretty please? I promise it will be more polished than this blog, and I won't make jokes about menstruation in my introductory paragraphs. Usually I'll probably wait till somewhere in the body, maybe the conclusion. You have to know when your audience is prepared for period jokes, so it's a little different every time. It's really quite an irregular thing. You can't just schedule it, say every 28 days. lolz.
Alright. I'm done. Before I go, though, I'd like to direct you all to an exciting blog that's going to get even more exciting come March 23, when our dear friend Nate Johnson takes off on his trip biking (and blogging) from Florida to California. Nate is a photographer, and will post a series of photo essays documenting his trip and sharing stories of people he meets along the way. In his first post, he articulates his reasons for wanting to do this. It's very inspiring, by which I mean that it makes me feel like a lazy bum. Here's how you can support Nate on his journey:
- Read his blog. The opportunity to share stories is the core reason Nate is doing this. Whether you know Nate or not, he would so appreciate your comments and words of encouragement along the way.
- View the map on his blog and get him in touch with anyone you know who he can stay with along the way. Nate will be camping most nights, but any chance to sleep in a bed will be very welcomed, as you can imagine.
- Pray for his safety and health.
- Spread the word. The more readers, the better!
Thursday, October 28, 2010
All the Pretty Things
Seriously, though. This is what college is really about, isn't it? Being comfortable enough with yourself to dress up like a banana and walk around downtown like you own the place. We had a lot of fun taking these pictures- everyone in Elmhurst was simply delighted to see a banana amongst them. Joe was an instant celebrity. The public was especially pleased when we got in the car. His stem was getting squashed down by the roof, so Daniel opened the sunroof and we stuck it out the top. People were practically in tears for joy.
I made garland out of tissue paper flowers (the white ones are made from paper doilies) and raffia, and hung it across the dining room wall.
Since Daniel and I lost the top layer of our wedding cake in the flood, I decided to compensate by making a paper cake of hat boxes covered in pretty paper. Then I made cupcakes in the same flavors as our wedding cake.
I strung some raffia in a couple of places around the living room and fastened those cards on with tiny clothespins. It was so much fun getting those out and reading them again... we have such loving, supportive friends and family. Aaron and Nate, yours both stood out. You made me tear up a little.

Before I finish this post, I have to brag on my man a little. Today I got to sleep in, and when I woke up I found that Daniel had called around to find a florist who had my favorite flowers (ranunculus) and driven across town to get them.



